He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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