Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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