omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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