So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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