It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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