is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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