im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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