I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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