You surviving the open bar?
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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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