if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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