i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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