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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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