It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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