Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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