you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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