She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Acid is not a monday night drug
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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