If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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