Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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