i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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