Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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