VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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