you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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