Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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