i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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