Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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