Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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