just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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