She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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