I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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