no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
