I'm really into asian looking animals
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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