I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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