if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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