He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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