That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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