Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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