That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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