yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Found your dick twin last night
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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