Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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