: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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