One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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