i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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