i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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