Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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