Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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