bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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