got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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