she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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