at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?