Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?

  (512): View more from Texas

  Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.

  (415): View more from California

  Watch for tornadoes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana? (512): Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought. (415): Watch for tornadoes. http://tfl.nu/7qwf
  Replies (33) Good night (2563) Bad night (656)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax. http://tfl.nu/uaku
  Replies (14) Good night (1188) Bad night (7737)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings. http://tfl.nu/51gi
  Replies (7) Good night (4091) Bad night (793)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him http://tfl.nu/gsvg
  Replies (7) Good night (5974) Bad night (749)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week. http://tfl.nu/re6m
  Replies (15) Good night (3665) Bad night (1043)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either http://tfl.nu/8shq
  Replies (27) Good night (912) Bad night (5201)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets". http://tfl.nu/227d
  Replies (16) Good night (1092) Bad night (4404)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible. http://tfl.nu/f1y0
  Replies (7) Good night (3854) Bad night (799)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar. http://tfl.nu/vjyg
  Replies (6) Good night (2145) Bad night (741)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested. http://tfl.nu/1tav
  Replies (4) Good night (839) Bad night (381)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it. http://tfl.nu/4zf0
  Replies (4) Good night (600) Bad night (340)
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult." http://tfl.nu/mdv1
  Replies (4) Good night (932) Bad night (449)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad http://tfl.nu/ivow
  Replies (1) Good night (595) Bad night (176)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.

  (1-801): View more from Utah

  20.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day. (1-801): 20. http://tfl.nu/vqhd
  Replies (1) Good night (429) Bad night (149)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU http://tfl.nu/vr1a
  Replies (9) Good night (369) Bad night (154)

Randomize