I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?