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  Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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• (607): View more from New York

  If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  organizing the empties. That sober.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...

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  your aware she lit herself on fire, right?

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