do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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