Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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