you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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