i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Let's paint friendship bongs
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Randomize
