so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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