i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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