Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
