I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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